Some Words Which May or May Not Rhyme Part 1: ET's Dumb Dick's Girlfriend

So this is a story all about how our lives got flipped turned upside down so I'd like to take a minute just sit right there and I'll tell you all about how ET got a dumb Dick's girlfriend.

Yes, our singular "SHOE" are worn down to its multiple laces.

The entirety of this night was one eventful, beautiful blur. Patrick "Partick" Luhrs bought several too many bags of frenched fries at the aforementioned fast food joint earlier on in the evening, then traded the still relatively full bag (after we had successfully drenched our insides with enough grease to grease something that really needed grease) of frenched fries for a bottle of blowing bubbles from a particularly kind homeless man wearing a particularly cool jacket. While we were all congratulating each other on a trade well done we happened upon Dave Matthews both out and about with his wife/girlfriend. Naturally we discussed this recent bag o' grease for a bottle of bubbles trade with Dave Matthews, and he agreed it was a pretty danged good deal. From that day on I liked Dave Matthews a tad bit more. I still don't much care for his music, however.